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Another collection of Christmas cracker jokes.
Thanks to Kevin again - doesn't anyone else have any?????

A man walked into a dentists.
" Can I help you?" said the Dentist
" I think I'm a moth" said the man.
" You need a psychiatrist not a dentist"
" Yes, I know that" said the man
" Well what did you come in here for?" asked the Dentist
" Your light was on" he replied.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'.
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance!

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston by-pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.